Showing posts with label Flat Earth. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Flat Earth. Show all posts

Thursday, February 08, 2018

To boldly send a jolopy into space



In November 2017, you will recall the maiden flight of Flat Grid 1.  An effort to conclusively prove once and for all that the Second Life world is flat and not round.

The initial flight of our dung powered rocket was fraught with problems and our heroic astronauts were forced to return to earth in the lunar module (sofa).

Today in a gigantic leap for mankind, Flat Grid 1 launched a sculpty VW Beetle into low earth orbit.

The launch of this old banger into space, conclusively proves we can now travel to any planet in the galaxy.




Thursday, November 30, 2017

Proving that the Grid is flat



In an effort to scientifically prove that the Grid is flat and not round, a team of London City boffins  built an environmentally friendly dung powered rocket to take a team of researchers into the stratosphere and beyond.

These brave pioneers traveled to the outer reaches of space, before realizing that physics is limited to 32 prims.  As they sat marooned at 1500 meters, eying each other up as potential ballast that could be jettisoned, an idea struck them.

Just like Apollo Wosname, perhaps the brave four, could return back to earth in their lunar module, which just happened to be a retro Sofa from prim solutions.

For a fleeting moment on re-entry to the 'Land of Hub', out of the corner of their eyes, they spotted the horizon, and guess what!?  It was flat!

We believe this to be true proof of concept, and the first ever verified research that absolutely and irrevocably proves for all  time that the grid is flat, and not round!

A hero's welcome was waiting for our brave astronauts as they touched down gracefully.