Tuesday, May 15, 2018

A Royal Fiasco and also a Wedding



The proud father
The Royal wedding is on track to be a fun day out (or in) for everyone!

The story so far..

Meghan Merkin's father has had a convenient heart attack which will prevent him from giving his daughter away at the right royal wedding.   Getting caught trying to wheeler deal with the paparazzi for some exclusive behind the scenes photo's has got nothing to do with it.

Meanwhile Clarance House has explained all in a highly detailed and reassuring statement that will allay any gossip.  It reads, "This is a deeply personal moment for Ms Markle in the days before her wedding. She and Prince Harry ask again for understanding and respect to be extended to Mr Markle in this difficult situation."

Radiant Mother-In-Law
Back on the lawn, the Royal family have broken with the tradition of feeding the wedding guests by telling them if they want to eat, they need to bring their own cheese roll or get a McWedding Burger from across the road. 

The twelve hundred Golden Ticket holders, who have been especially invited for "serving their communities", have also been told that there is no water there either and if they want to remain reasonably hydrated they need to bring a drink too.

So far, this is shaping up to be a right royal fiasco and there's still a number of days to go before the big event.

Feast fit for a king
Join us live in London City on Saturday at 4am SL time (Midday in the UK) as we enjoy even more twists and turns in what is bound to be proper carbaret.


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