Tuesday, January 03, 2017

Famed Soothsayer, Madame Bailey, visits the park





The New Year got off to a flying tart today thanks to Madame Bailey and her spirits.

Multi-talented Madame Bailey was perched on her crystal ball reading fortunes for over a quarter of an hour, with some alarmingly accurate predictions, largely due to insider knowledge of her victims.


Spectators were wowed by her rare gift of the ability to laugh at other people's misfortunes. Quite a queue of punters formed, as many people observed how spooky she was.

Bailey who has long meddled with the Yakult said that today's experience left her the most fulfilled in ages, and vowed to return to do everyone else who crosses her path.  If you see Madame Bailey out and about, be sure to cross her palm with silver or the old witch will cuss you in local.




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